Previously, on Allison's life..
Allison left her job to return to teaching kids in Allen ISD. She is a long-term sub in Kindergarten for 6 weeks, and then 1st grade until the end of the year.
Kindergarteners are funny. I mean really funny. They say really funny things.
"Mrs. Harms? I can't go to recess. I have an appointment."
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(tears streaming down the child's face)
"Mrs. Harms, I didn't do all my morning jobs!"
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"Mrs. Harms?"
"Yes?"
"You're pretty."
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"Mrs. Harms!!?!?!?!?"
"Yes?!?!?!?"
"I need to go bad. BAD."
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"Okay, it's time for a class meeting."
"We can't have meetings! We are too young!"
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More to come.....
Enjoy.
I'm always amazed at what comes out of their mouths. Where do they come up with this stuff. When I was teaching, the number one question I was asked was "are you pregnant?" I always felt like saying, "nope, just bloated". But I think that would've been a little too much info for their young brains.
ReplyDeleteI hope that you are enjoying your job!!