Oh yeah, I have a blog.

Okay, I am awful at keeping up with this thing. I would throw in the towel, what would my two, maybe three (when someone comes here by accident) readers do without me? There are better blogs out there than mine. Morgandi's is awesome. Katie updates her blog very regularly. But me? I forget I have one. But I bet you that I read yours. All the time. I'm faithful like that.

Well, what's new? I got a job. About two months ago. (I warned you I'm not good at this.) I teach music at two elementary schools in Richardson. So far I have been called Mrs. Harn, Mrs. Ham, Mrs. Harmony, Mrs. Harmes, Mrs. Harns, Mrs. Haowabaeb (mumbling) and Hey You.

Here are a few little gems I have heard so far:

"Mrs. Harm, It looks like you painted your hair."

"Mrs. Harn, I gots to use it. Now."

(To another student)
"You're turning 10 today? You're almost a teenager. But teenagers make really bad decisions. Don't set someone's trash on fire."  .....What?

"Bye Mrs. Harmony. Your name sounds like someone who is really good at harmony."

More to come, I'm sure. These kids give me lots of material.

In other news, we renovated our kitchen. Here is before: (It's blurry, I'm sorry. I promise if you have me take pictures of your children or family, they will be better than this.)

Before

After

 
I'm in love with our kitchen. I want to live in there. I seriously considered sleeping in there.

That's all for now. See you in a few weeks months.