Who will he pick?

Who will Jason choose? The 32 year old single Dad has finally narrowed his choice down to two women. Molly, the blond girl with big eyes and lack of PDA, and Melissa, the bubbly former cheerleader who likes to baby talk. Hmmmmm. Here are my thoughts. 

1. I like Melissa. I always have. Even before this You Tube video came out.  SPOILER ALERT! (Well, maybe. If this is for real.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83d8e3hNoHA

2. I liked Jillian, too. I was kinda sad to see her go. But I couldn't stay to like, hear her talk agaiyin. (That is Canadian for again) I guess if you are going to marry someone, it shouldn't be someone you can't stand to hear speak. Good move, Jason. 

3. Molly bugs me. And Ryan. Yes, I make him watch The Bachelor sometimes. She says she is pretty if she doesn't open her eyes. Not a good sign. 

4. I am confused about DeAnna coming back. I think that they are trying to make us think she is there to get Jason back, but I think she is trying to tell him to make sure he makes the right choice, because she didn't. Read: Snowboarder Jesse is totally with that girl from Matt's season. 

5. The producers are trying to make us think (or, I don't know, maybe it did) that something crazy happens at the end. They are saying that the After the Final Rose show was taped in private because it was so shocking. I just think they didn't want people attending it and telling about what happens. They usually use paid actors for the Women Tell All and After the Final Rose shows anyway. 

6. This show is so stupid. But I watch it. And I now a lot of people who watch it. Once every season I say to Ryan: "This is so dumb. Why do I watch it?" But I tune in every time. They have me hooked. 

On a completely unrelated note, I have no email at work. So I am calling people. I feel like I am an OC telecounselor again. I would prefer email. Come on, email! Start working again, please!

Much love, 

Allison