"Did your baby fall out yet?"

Just had to share some of my students' latest gems. They are so funny and I will miss them so much. I am staying home next year and possibly for a few years after, so I will miss quotes like these. But I am sure Lylah will give me some good quotes and stories as well. Enjoy...

"Did your baby fall out yet?" --1st grader, and yes, he was totally serious

"When people are pregnant, aren't they really mean? My mom was."

"When you're pregnant, aren't you supposed to fart a lot?"

"You're having a baby? You should name it Justin Bieber."

"Are you gonna take a baby?" (Spanish speaking 1st grader)

"Where were you yesterday? Did you have your baby?" (I get this one A LOT!!)

How can you not laugh?

Born and raised in Tulsa, OK!

Back to the Future?

I grew up watching Back to the Future, so I am loving the Today show appearances, the SNL parodies, etc., because of the 45th anniversary. I have to share these two clips from SNL. They are hilarious and some of the impressions are spot on. Enjoy!

Warning: a little bad language in the first one. If I was computer savvy enough to bleep it out, I would.

I can't believe I didn't know about this...

Okay, the following YouTube videos are HILARIOUS.

First, watch this....


Then, watch this. Enjoy.


You are welcome.

Thanks, Allissa!!

Favorite Awkward Summer Pictures

In London, on the way to Wicked. Oh, how I wish I was doing that now....

On the boat. Ignore my fat hand. Such a contrast from my last post. I have hand issues. 

Me and Allissa ON A BOAT.

So that was nice and grand, but I thought it would be more fun to post some awkward summer pictures. 

Needless to say, I wasn't ready. This is in Cinque Terre.

Again, not ready. This is in Paris.

For some reason, I thought I only needed to take a picture of the back half of the lion? This is in Trafalgar Square in London. 

This is not really awkward, but just plain weird. In Cinque Terre. 

You should share your summer awkward pictures....it's fun. 

You HAVE to watch this...

This is so funny. Maybe even too funny for me to watch more than twice. I didn't think I could recover.

Rhyming

Me: "Okay, I will tell you a word, and you tell me one that rhymes with it."

Student: "Okay. "

Me: "Snow."

Student: "Flick."

So I'm a teacher again.

So, I thought it was time. Time to get out this laptop and face the fact that it does not connect me to the church anymore. But, suprisingly, it is not that painful.

Previously, on Allison's life..

Allison left her job to return to teaching kids in Allen ISD. She is a long-term sub in Kindergarten for 6 weeks, and then 1st grade until the end of the year.

Kindergarteners are funny. I mean really funny. They say really funny things.

"Mrs. Harms? I can't go to recess. I have an appointment."

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(tears streaming down the child's face)

"Mrs. Harms, I didn't do all my morning jobs!"

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"Mrs. Harms?"

"Yes?"

"You're pretty."

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"Mrs. Harms!!?!?!?!?"

"Yes?!?!?!?"

"I need to go bad. BAD."

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"Okay, it's time for a class meeting."

"We can't have meetings! We are too young!"

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More to come.....

Enjoy.

Gotta love kids...

Last night at Sunday Night Bible Hour.....

Cute little boy: I went to Walmart today. 

Allison: You did? That's cool. 

Cute little boy: Do you want to come with me later? 

Allison: (laughs) We'll see. What did you get at Walmart?

Cute little boy: Megatron!!

Ryan: Wow, from Transformers? 

Cute little boy: No, from Walmart. (looks at Ryan like he has two heads.)

Gotta love kids!

Much love, 

Allison

Sadie has a boyfriend?

So here is a crazy story. On Sunday night when Ryan and I got home, I saw a little Jack Russell terrier running around our fence in the back. I have taken a local Jack Russell terrier, Jack (clever, huh?), back to his owner before, so I took off down the alley trying to get him to take him back. He was gone. Ryan and I looked for a little bit, and then went inside and didn't think much else of it. 

This morning, Ryan goes to let Sadie in, and he yells, "There is another dog in our backyard!" I run to the door and as we are about to grab him, he runs under a gap in our fence. (Yes, we need a new fence. We know.)

We both stare at Sadie. 

R: Sadie has a visitor! I think he was here the other night, too!

A: Oh my word, our dog has a boyfriend. 

Now I keep imagining that when she wants to go outside, it is to wait for him to come over. Maybe he was her final choice on her season of "The Dog Bachelorette". 

Or maybe while we are at work all the local dogs come over to our backyard and play charades. 

Where we think the little guy got in. We have since secured the area. You can tell by the lovely bricks. Again, we know we need a new fence. 

Sadie looking guilty, waiting by the door for her boyfriend to come over. 

Is this not hilarious? Maybe it is just us. 

Much love, 

Allison

If you watch "The View". . .

I think this is hilarious!

Ryan and I loved the "But what is research?" line.

Enjoy! :)

Much love,
Allison

Video Recaps | Full Episodes | Webisodes

Are you kidding me?!?

I heard about this on the radio. You all might have, too. It is worth a listen! 

I love surprises.

Allissa told me this weekend that she loves surprises....I had to show her this SNL video!

As I usually say to people when I show them videos....

You may not think it is funny, and that is okay....but I do! :) 

Sometimes we rule.

Halloween 2008, Brangelina. I am Angelina, Ryan is Brad...if you couldn't tell. 

P. S. The tattoos on the inside of my arms still have not come off, and I have showered four times.

Much love, 

Allison

Team Jeff Dye

We love "Last Comic Standing". We laugh for hours at the stuff these people say. Here is my favorite this season, with my favorite of his jokes. Oh Applesauce Pete.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ8IJY9AHqI